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Rachel | 18 | Michigan

*cue smooth jazz*

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via ruinedchildhood)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via heliolisk)

fluffyrainbowbacon:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

mom taught me how to shave

is your father dead or is your mom just really hairy

(via princess-of-lore)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via datsenseofhumor)

zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos, via generalbooty)

(Source: chanelhq, via okaymad)

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings, via sokkaflockaflameo)

derselala:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

holy fucking shit

(via dickpicjpg)

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

(Source: thegaysticky, via refrigeratorlord)

comfycunt:

i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset

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