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Rachel | 18 | Michigan

*cue smooth jazz*

they only asked for a sentence....
- Anonymous

bombing:

i’m going to go back in time to stop you from being born, then go further back in time to stop cheese doodles from being invented because i fucking hate cheese doodles. and then i’m going to go further and stop myself from being born so i would never have to read this bullshit message

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back-flippin:

so i found a bunch of hillarious shutter stock images and for everyone that reblogs this they will get one in their submit

if you don’t have a submit then i wont do it

ok now reblog this

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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follow the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: fuckinq, via cumfort)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via pooping)

empresspinto:

4ever-horngry:

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

this just got ten times funnier

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via dickpicjpg)

snorlackz:

why is this so calming 

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follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: s-un-rise, via kissmeok)