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Rachel | 18 | Michigan

*cue smooth jazz*

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via princess-of-lore)

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

(Source: petercapalldi, via gnarly)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)

lakstingala:

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

They tried this in Finland. The vendor said that they still, after a few weeks, sold most of their coffee for the most expensive price.

lakstingala:

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

They tried this in Finland. The vendor said that they still, after a few weeks, sold most of their coffee for the most expensive price.

(Source: epic-humor, via cokestream)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via ruinedchildhood)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via heliolisk)

fluffyrainbowbacon:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

mom taught me how to shave

is your father dead or is your mom just really hairy

(via princess-of-lore)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via datsenseofhumor)

zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos, via generalbooty)