Obliviate

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

arguewithatree:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

well shit

bohnfire:

lordoftheinternet:

i can never decide whether to write “damn it” or “dammit” or “damnit” 

this is so true though

  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  • People: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

cliterallysame:

Hamburger Sweatshirt
sexnoise:

sexpitch:

true

who wants to shower with me?

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

imagegot a family of 4 in my house :)X

image my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

image ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

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every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

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we got a couple of dalmatians

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goddammit cruella not this shit again

lolsofunny:

a-vault-to-remember:

danisnotsocoollike:

allaboutmolly:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tumblrbot:

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

WAIT WHAT

MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND

I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 



haven’t heard of tumblrbot..who is he? :)